Kidnapped: Day One

I’ve been kidnapped.

By an alien.

Wait! It looks like my husband!

Six-ish hours of driving made me really sleepy, but I perked up at a dining selection that offers Ostrich Medallions. Has anyone ever had those? Are they tasty, or will my children forever castigate me for chowing down on a cute (however large) birdie? I could just as easily go for sushi, then it turns out we’re going to a show at Tuacahn.

Stay tuned for more exciting updates…

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